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This weeks review:

Sav-On Osco Brand Sponges

The draw of Sav-On Osco sponges is, of course, their price. Like most sponge enthusiasts, I prefer the yellow sponges with the slightly thicker green back, in the tradition of Scotch-Brite. However, like most white trash, I like to save every penny I can so I'll be that much closer to having next months rent or at least some beer to drown the nagging voice of self doubt in my head. Sav-On Osco sponges have the yellow and green teamwork going for them, but a contour in the middle, which sparks curiosity in the eyes of the consumer, works against the sponge. The hour glass shape of the Sav-On Osco brand sponge provides a weak point in the architecture of the sponge, which wears thin when the sponge is folded in half to maximize abrasive efficiency against the filthiest of surfaces. You can't fucking beat Scotch-Brite. Not with a fucking stick. My advice to you would be to spring the extra thirty cents for Scotch-Brite, you'll be glad you did.

Sav-On Osco Sponge Final Grade: C

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