Analytical Dissections of the Critically Malnourished

This Weeks Review: I'm Not Sure

For this weeks review, I am taking the liberty of reviewing the mystery picture.   One of my rolls of film graced me with this lovely yet indistinguishable blurb of dreary colors.   I have shown it to numerous people, the only guess any has had that's even come close to revealing an identity is a stoplight, though it is clearly not a stoplight, as you can tell from the eye-like protrusion on the left side.   The small circles of light could almost suggest stars, but as one is visible through the dark obstruction in the middle, my guess would be no.   Perhaps it is set in the skyline, but with my lack of photography skills and the quality of my disposable cameras we really can't be sure.   Ocean picture?   I doubt it.   Nobody knows.   No animal looks like that either.   Some sort of fuse box?   Not likely.   Religious icon with conotations suggesting armageddon only visible by disposable camera pictures taken when the sun and moon are flawlessly aligned providing license for evil forces to infiltrate the world of the living and destroy us from the inside out?   Makes more sense than a fucking stoplight.    

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